With one pig moved
using the “goat halter” method, we stopped to regroup. This method didn’t meet up to expectations on
several accounts – for one thing, the pig squealing had upset and exhausted all
the on-lookers, and for another, David’s shoe was full of…how shall I put it…ordure du cochon -
All was suddenly as I
feared, and we were going to have to move on to Plan C:
“Chase down and catch
the pigs one by one, and then carry them the 200 yards or so...”
Queue Flatt and
Scruggs-
We went back to the
barnyard, where the pigs had gone back into the chicken coop and were resting
from all the excitement. David
remembered that he had an old training crate for his dogs, so we thought about
how we might coax the animals into it one by one and transport them that
way. So the first thought was to see if
we couldn’t just open the door to the chicken coop and let one of them out into
the crate.
We tried it – but the
pigs didn’t cooperate. They knew by now
that we were after them and they just looked at the open door, seeing that we
had set a trap for them. Then they just
milled around the coop, eventually settling down in the straw to wait for us to
go away.
Our next big idea was to move them back to the goat stall, and see if we couldn’t corral them from there. Same technique for moving them – that worked, and now we had the three pigs back where we wanted them.
I carefully positioned
the crate in front of the gate, and we opened it just slightly, so that unless
the pigs took a flying leap they’d have nowhere to go except for inside. Then David went around behind the pigs to
rustle them up. One came over to check
out the crate.
David swooped in and
caught the pig’s two back trotters, lifting them off the ground, and proceeded
to try and push the pig into the crate wheelbarrow-style. Once the pigs head was safely inside, we knew
that the body would follow…that’s just how pigs work.
The pig’s head was
free and he was choosing every direction but in the crate. He got his nose under the crate, around the
crate, over the crate, and at one point, he had part of himself squeezed
between the gate and the crate. Finally,
David decided to snatch him completely off the ground and kind of toss him in –
and I snapped the little hatch door closed.
Next step was to move
him in the crate, which had taken a beating from all of this and didn’t look
like it would survive being carried over.
We decided it might be best to haul the thing - pig and all - over to
the new pasture, using the tractor with the bucket attachment. We loaded him in, and I climbed in beside the
crate for the ride.
Taking stock of my
situation, you’d never catch me at work riding one of the machines. But this was different – we were moving the
pigs – and sometimes, you just have to go with it. I hope none of our safety monitors are
reading this.
That pig had settled
right down as soon as he was in the crate.
I think it even went to sleep for a few minutes during the short drive
over to the new pasture, where we unloaded him and then reconnected the
electricity to the fence. He immediately
joined his colleague happily grazing and rooting around the fresh ground.
It was time for us to
reconsider our approach – this crate method had worked out for us, but the
other pigs had learned that once a pig went in, he didn’t come back. Pigs are smart, you know, and also, these
last two were wary.
We spent another half
hour in the barnyard with those two pigs, trying to catch them and move
them. It was a failed effort though –
eventually, our thoughts turned to having some cold hard cider. You know, there is a new cidery in the Valley…
I caught up with David
and his brother a few days later at an event.
They told me they had started fresh the next morning, and moved the last
two pigs easily – they even got them both into the crate at the same time. I was happy and proud I could help come up
with such an innovative, easy way to wrangle the pigs.
I went back for eggs
the next weekend, driving up slowly to make sure that the Sourses weren’t home
this time. It was all quiet while I made
my transaction in the cooler, and then I quietly drove away, unscathed, and not
out of my depth this time.
Still, on the way out,
I stopped to check out the pigs in the new pasture. When I walked up to the fence, they came
a-running, putting the past behind them, happy to be on the fresh ground doing
their piggy things. They’ve got a few
months left now to enjoy themselves.